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The tension is mounting, mounting, mounting higher ... He's so far away, and I am here, unspent, untouched, under nurished ... Is there such a thing as Phone Spanking? Perhaps that will help - instead of him keeping a log of my transgressions; why must he wait? Why must I wait? It could be months, weeks - but only hours if by phone.

Have you experienced Phone Spanking? Do Tell! Please share with me your experiences ...